Creeeeeeeek
July 13, 2008 // Link
Two seriously stressful months, finally over (sort of). Might come back to life now, but am I a zombie or a mummy?
The iTunes App Store
July 14, 2008 // Link
It’s like having an EB Games in your bathroom.
I am still vanilla
July 14, 2008 // Link
Just two weeks without exercise and I have become a pudding.
The bad: I am now slow and lethargic.
The good: I am also delicious.
Burn
July 17, 2008 // Link
I didn’t get a tattoo today because I burned my arm baking cookies with my ballroom dance partner.
I’m officially the least macho guy in the world.
No KansasFest for me
July 21, 2008 // Link
I’m not on a Vespa pointed toward KansasFest right now, thus I am furrowed of brow and pouty of lip. It’s quite unbecoming.
KansasFest rumor
July 22, 2008 // Link
KFest rumor: Jeri Ellsworth will arrive to demo a wire wrapped Ken-Gagne-on-a-chip she’s considering for production.
KansasFest rumor
July 24, 2008 // Link
KFest rumor: Ryan Suenaga will unveil a new podcast setup: tin can, string, and 1970s era 8-track. And he’ll STILL do more shows than me.
Inked
July 25, 2008 // Link
Got my first tattoo. I’m now officially a badass.
Of course, I’m using “badass” in its slightly more obscure sense of “still a nerd; fooling nobody.”
Unspeeding Ticket
July 25, 2008 // Link
Was ticketed for “parking longer than 3 hours.” What, we’ve legislated nomadism now?
Want my day in court to plead a Relativistic viewpoint.
Forever? Not even for now.
July 26, 2008 // Link
Am I the only one who thinks it’s bloody obvious that Chris Brown’s song Forever is actually gum jingle? I mean, that “double your pleasure” line is so forced.
Next up: Milli Vanilli for Xerox...
Update: Ha, I was right. Admitted in a press release, and yet STILL people don’t believe it.
Twitter attitude
July 31, 2008 // Link
Sometimes, the phrase “What are you doing?” above the update box on Twitter seems sort of... confrontational.