Design clients
March 03, 2008 // Link
My typical design client: “I’ll know what I want when I see it. Show me... everything in the universe. Twice.”
1 MHz reboot
March 04, 2008 // Link
Tonight, the return of 1 MHz (finally!). Ah, my 8-bit mistress, how I’ve missed you.
Floorcraft
March 04, 2008 // Link
Just snagged my dance partner and me an entire gallery of our own to dance in this Friday.
As my fellow net nerds say: w00t!
Snow blows
March 05, 2008 // Link
Oh look, more snow. Just what all of Toronto was hoping for (if by “hoping for” we mean “cursing at”).
Crowley Manor
March 05, 2008 // Link
New 1 MHz finally (re-)recorded. Fwew!
Stuck it to Crowley Manor in review. Good to be back at it, but too lazy to tag and upload tonight.
All hands on desk
March 06, 2008 // Link
New desk finally arrived! Time to paint my “Victorian inventor’s work room.”
Need more brass, clockwork and maybe rickets.
Nuts
March 07, 2008 // Link
If you leave out too much food, your dog will eat himself to death. I’m that way with cashews. And almonds. And pornography.
Sleeves
March 10, 2008 // Link
I’m wearing short sleeves today; fighting cold weather with mind over matter. Well, mind over common sense, but whatevah.
I’m vanilla in a chocolate swirl world
March 13, 2008 // Link
Taken to a couple strange (for me) events by friends last night: first, a polyamorous meeting, then a bodymod party.
I’ve never felt so... white bread.
That def is hi
March 15, 2008 // Link
Wii and PS3 gaming on a giant hi-def TV with my nephew tonight. Best Uncle In The Universe title secure for another month.
Roberta has connections
March 18, 2008 // Link
Me: “God doesn’t take my calls.”
Her: “Well, he does have built-in call display.”
Me: “Yeah. He screens me, man.”
Her: “I’ll have a word.”
Brochure
March 20, 2008 // Link
Just finished the best brochure design I’ve done in ages, using nothing but stock photography.
I’m the Ed Wood of franchise marketing.
Can whole rooms have morning breath?
March 22, 2008 // Link
I hate the next morning smell of a newly painted room.
Must hold breath while typing.
Eighteen hundred eggs
March 22, 2008 // Link
Tonight I saw someone buy 150 DOZEN EGGS ... from a drug store!
Who needs 1,800 eggs so badly they can’t wait until the market opens?! I just can’t capitalize “WTF?” enough.
It’s not me, officer, it’s the wheels
March 28, 2008 // Link
Car alignment problem.
I’d ordered Chaotic Good wheels, but it seems I got Lawful Neutral ones instead. No more rolling stops, but lots of tailgating.
Dance pro?
March 29, 2008 // Link
Getting pimped out tonight to dance at a Salsa-themed bachelorette party. Since this is a paid gig, does that technically make me a gigolo?
Pot luck
March 31, 2008 // Link
Pot luck dinner with some hippies last night. I had borscht for first time (yum).
Also debated socialism, me-vs-everyone. I won. They’re all now my serfs.